To quote Austin's (maybe) future mayor: "I can't help
it, I gotta tell ya!" Sonic the Hedgehog is by far the best superhero to ever be gazed upon by human eyes.
Who is Sonic, you ask? ::smack:: You SUCK. He is
only the most awesome hedgehog EVER. He has long been MY hero since... oh, 1st grade. With his sidekick tails,
and his friend Knuckles, who could be cooler? With his cool spines, cool shoes, awesome cool attitude, and a MONDO hunger
for chili-dogs (one of my favorite foods, by the way) could there be a better hero?